the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
A children’s book teaching them to be homophobic
So it’s an interracial couple with a child with blonde hair and blue eyes? Yeah okay.
Tried to date you: I’m not pretty enough to call your “girlfriend”
Tried to be your friend: I’m not pretty enough to be seen with.
But I can be amazing and beautiful, when you want someone to get you off.
if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
tumblr getting deep
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.
When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.
When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It feels like you’re screaming in a crowded room, but yet not one person looks up.
You know how you have those moments of impulsivity and forgo all logic and instinct to invite a person back into your life because they provide you temporary feelings of elation and euphoria, just to crash in a predictable and inevitable reality of despair and disappointment?
Don’t do that to yourself.I actually really needed this. Thank you.